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Australian English (language) is an Irishman bitten by a Tasmanian Devil while chasing a kangaroo.
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Australian English (language) is a dialect of English as spoken by hungry Europeans pursuing a kangaroo dinner.
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Australian English (language) is what happens to you after living in isolation for too long.
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Australian English (language) is a cross between Cockney and cowboy, with unique slang that reminds of when America was young.