Canada

Border Wall

is so square even the female impersonators are women.

Canada is so square even the female impersonators are women.

is the vichyssoise of nations... it's cold, half French, and difficult to stir.

Canada is the vichyssoise of nations... it's cold, half French, and difficult to stir.

is useful only to provide women with furs.

Canada is useful only to provide me with furs.

*No man can tame a tiger into a kitten by stroking it.

is a group of people who started a country and no one showed up.

What a place, Canada! They started a country and no one showed up.

is like a loft apartment over a really great party. Like, 'Keep it down, eh'.

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. Like, 'Keep it down, eh'' The most parochial nationette on earth.

is a country where people only have sex doggy style... that way you can both see the hockey game.

I hear in Canada you only have sex doggy style... that way you can both see the hockey game.