englishman, n.Definitions

An Englishman's mind works best when it is almost too late.

The Englishman is the most obtuse and barbarous people in the world.

The Englishman is not a very spiritual people so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.

An Englishman is one who, even if alone, forms an orderly queue of one.

Englishman is the great Wurlitzer of language, the most perfect all-purpose instrument ever invented.

The Englishman is not happy unless they are miserable, just as the irish are not at peace unless they are at war, and the scots are not at home unless they are abroad.

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before while an American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.

The Englishman is a people best explained in terms of tea, roast beef and rain, for a people is first what it eats, drinks and gets pelted with.