father's day, n.Definitions

Father's Day is literally Motherfucker's Day

Father's Day is mother's day with less expenses.

Father's Day is a race to get a gift that always ends in a tie.

Father's Day is the day in June when father remembers he hasn't yet paid the bills for Mother's Day.

Father's Day is the annual day in June set aside so merchants can get rid of their leftover Christmas ties and shaving lotion.

Father's Day is the day when a father goes broke giving his family money so they can surprise him with gifts he doesn't need.