A Ferris wheel is just a roller coaster that can't commit.
A Ferris wheel is just a rotisserie for suburbanite children.
A Ferris wheel is like a giant robotic babysitter.
A Ferris wheel is a giant fidget spinner
A Ferris wheel is just a vertical Merry-Go-Round.
A Ferris wheel is just a vertical carousel
A Ferris wheel is just a carousel on its side.
A Ferris wheel is like paying for the experience of getting stuck in traffic
Ferris wheel, all 13 cards.