Franklin D. Roosevelt, n.Definitions

Franklin D. Roosevelt is two-thirds mush and one-third Eleanor.

Franklin D. Roosevelt is a chameleon on plaid.

Franklin D. Roosevelt is a man who had every quality that morons esteem in their heroes.

Franklin D. Roosevelt is a man who would rather follow public opinion than lead it.

Franklin D. Roosevelt is so political that if he became convinced tomorrow that coming out for cannibalism would get him the votes he sorely needs, he would begin fattening a missionary in the White House backyard come Wednesday.