internet, n.Definitions

The Internet is an amazingly efficient distribution system for stolen property.

The Internet is at once absolute communication and absolute isolation.

The Internet allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.

The Internet is not going to change the world... it's going to augment the world, creating a kind of democratization.

The Internet to get information from is like trying to get a glass of water from Niagara Falls.

The Internet is to thank for less possibilities for taxation. Why should I buy something here if I can buy it from a company in Japanese or england or brazil with a lower tax'.

The Internet is a communication medium that allows for the first time, the communication of many to many, in chosen time, on a global scale.

The Internet is a place you go when you want to turn your brain on whereas the television is a place where you go when you want to turn your brain off.