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The Italian is disorganized, anarchistic, happy, sunbathed ... and therefore weak and vulnerable to invasion from the north.

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The Italian is the most civilized people. And they're very warm. Basically, they're Jews with great architecture.

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The Italian is a cowardly baritone who consumes 78.3 kilometres of carbohydrates a month and drives about in a car slightly smaller than he is, looking for a divorce.

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An Italian is notable for the fact that, unlike people from any other nation, when eating spaghetti they are able to think of something else.

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