Italian (language)

James Joyce

is the feminine side of Spanish. Conversely Spanish is Italian for "Men".

Italian is essentially the feminine side of Spanish. Conversely Spanish is essentially Italian for "Men".

Italian is essentially tropical Romanian.

Italian is Latin that's had a bottle of wine.

is Latin as spoken by people who were shouting at their slaves all the time.

Italian is essentially Latin as spoken by people who were shouting at their slaves all the time.

is what happened when Romans tried to learn Latin and said "screw it."

Italian is what happened when Romans tried to learn Latin and said "screw it."

is Tuscan dialect as spoken by a Lombard.

Italian is essentially Tuscan dialect as spoken by a Lombard.

Italian is essentially Latin that stayed at home.