Jonathan Swift, n.Definitions

Jonathan Swift is a person who gets no pleasure out of the health of his friends.

Jonathan Swift is an occasional poet who sings lightly about dandruff, drains, body odor, dirty underclothes and comic farts.

Jonathan Swift is a monster gibbering shrieks and gnashing imprecations against mankind - tearing down all shreds of modesty, past all sense of manliness and shame: filthy in word, filthy in thought, furious, raging, obscene.