Kombucha is fizzy vinegar
Kombucha is Day Beer. Or Health Beer.
Kombucha is bougie pickle juice
Kombucha is tea with a yeast infection
Kombucha is hippie prison wine
Kombucha is fungal Kool-aid.
Kombucha is soap for your organs
Kombucha is straight-edge beer
Kombucha, all 10 cards.