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Life (n.) consists in how we choose to distort it.
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Life (n.) does not imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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Life (n.) is full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly. It is a lot like the old lady who complains 'boy this food is terrible, and such small portions'.
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Life (n.) is tragedy, but one with a pleasant oasis here and there... moments that are good, like winning a lottery, seeing a beautiful woman, a great dinner.
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Life (n.) is unresolved, confusing, bewildering, puzzling, ambiguous.
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Life (n.) is full of misery, loneliness, unhappiness and suffering, and it's over much too soon.
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Life (n.) is a concentration camp. You're stuck here, and there's no way out, and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.
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Life (n.) is divided into the horrible and the miserable.