A Master (n.) acts the part by thinking of himself as univocal.
A Master (n.) is, in essence, castrated — the master's position is the castrated position.
A Master (n.) has one essence: he does not know what he wants.
A Master (n.) can only dominate by excluding the jouissance of the phallus — the one jouissance that would represent happiness.
A Master (n.) who is real doesn't desire to know anything at all; he desires that things work.
A Master (n.) is owed surplus jouissance because he renounced everything, jouissance first — he took the slave's body but left him his jouissance.
Master (n.) who has won the enjoyment becomes a complete idiot fit only for enjoying, while the slave he robbed keeps his humanity intact.
A Master (n.) becomes the great dupe, the magnificent cuckold of history, since progress passes by way of the slave and his work.
A Master (n.) may have been invented by the hysteric — what she wants is a master, so clearly that one wonders whether this isn't where the master began.
A Master (n.) is infatuated with the oldest of myths: that man shapes woman as form shapes matter — the myth science must detach itself from.
A Master (n.) never works; he gives a sign, the master signifier, and everybody jumps — getting people to work is even more tiring than working oneself.
A Master (n.) at his supreme image is Claudel's Sygne de Coûfontaine, who would abandon nothing of her values and so had to renounce her very being.
A Master (n.) is only proved a master if he could be resuscitated — Hegel's appeal to death as the absolute master is a pseudo-origin that resolves nothing.
A Master (n.) in antiquity was not Hegel's heroic brute but a man of leisure whose ideal, like that of Aristotle's god, was to avoid work and leave his slaves to a steward.
A Master (n.) is only one dialectical step from slave and rival; the relation is reversible, and the master soon finds himself depending on his slave.
A Master (n.) is not the strongest one, nor the winner of a risk unto death — that struggle is imaginary; he is the one who plays on the crystal of language.
A Master (n.) is as alienated as the slave: having won his status in the fight to the death for prestige, when told 'freedom or death' he has only death to choose to be free.
A Master (n.) of the primitive kind is as stupid as can be, believing he need only stretch out his hand to take; mastery is entirely on the slave's side, and the envied master is completely frustrated.
Master (n.) is recognised not for his strength but for having risked his life for pure prestige — and that recognition is worthless, since it comes from a slave he does not count as a man.
A Master (n.) of Hegel's kind, defined by his assumption of death, has hardly any apprehensible relation to desire — of its very nature the master's desire is the most inappropriate term.