Modern Hebrew (language)

Biblical Hebrew

is Sephardic Hebrew as fit into Ashkenazic/Yiddish Phonology.

Modern Israeli Hebrew is essentially Sephardic Hebrew as fit into Ashkenazic/Yiddish Phonology.

is 11th Century Hebrew poorly pronounced by European Socialists.

Modern Hebrew is essentially 11th Century Hebrew poorly pronounced by European Socialists.

is all previous stages of Hebrew relexified into British English with all the words changed to end in "-atziya".

Modern Israeli Hebrew is essentially all previous stages of Hebrew relexified into British English with all the words changed to end in "-atziya".

is Ashkenazic Hebrew as spoken by Sephardim.

Modern Hebrew is essentially Ashkenazic Hebrew as spoken by Sephardim.

is Biblical Hebrew with Euro-Zionist mismanagement.

Modern Hebrew is essentially Biblical Hebrew with Euro-Zionist mismanagement.

is bits of Ancient Hebrew from every period, spoken by an Eastern European.

Modern Hebrew is essentially bits of Ancient Hebrew from every period, spoken by an Eastern European.

is the language of the Bible and the Talmud, refurbished by a mad pedant and bastardized by 5 million immigrants.

Modern Hebrew is the language of the Bible and the Talmud, refurbished by a mad pedant and bastardized by 5 million immigrants.