Money (n.) can only solve one kind of problem; money problems.
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Money (n.) is a nice, clean, tellable, interesting thing to be worried about.
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Money (n.) is an expensive way to get rid of people, but cheapest in the long run.
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Money (n.) is the best counterfoil money.
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Money (n.) is much more exciting than anything it buys.