mother's day, n.Definitions

Mother's day is a torment if your mother is dead.

Mother's day is a holiday celebrated by letting mother cook a bigger dinner than on any other Sunday.

Mother's day is a welcome event in partisan times. Nearly everyone agrees that we should show mothers gratitude.

Mother's day is an occasion which occurs twice a year: once in June and then when school reopens in September.

Mother's day is an affront to all women who think full-time moms have never worked a day in their lives.

Mother's day is the one day of the year Americans devote to mothers. It should be noted that they devote an entire week to pickles.