nascar, n.Definitions

Nascar is just someone saying "nice car" with a country accent.

Nascar is like dancing with a chainsaw.

Nascar is like balancing an egg on a spoon while shooting the rapids.

Nascar is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

Nascar is a sport in which to achieve anything, one must be prepared to dabble on the boundary of disaster.

Nascar is simple. You just press the accelerator to the floor and steer left.

Nascar would be much more exciting if, like in a skating rink, every fifteen minutes someone announced it was time to reverse direction.

Nascar is an outdoor ritual in which grown men in jumpsuits drive around in circles for the pleasure of inebriated car-crash enthusiasts.