navy, n.Definitions

The Navy is not just a job, it's an extended middle-east vacation cruise.

The Navy is something one joins to see the world only to end up spending four years in a submarine.

The Navy is a master plan designed by geniuses for execution by idiots.

The Navy's traditions amount to nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.

The Navy has both a tradition and a future – and it looks with pride and confidence in both directions.

The Navy is the asylum for the perverse, the home of the unfortunate, where the sons of adversity meet the children of calamity, and where the children of calamity meet the offspring of sin.

The Navy is an organization you join to see the world, but in the end all you see is the sea.