Nobel Prize

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is a ticket to one's funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it.

The Nobel is a ticket to one's own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it.

is an award whose prize money is a Iifebelt thrown to a swimmer who has already reached the shore in safety.

Nobel prize money is a Iifebelt thrown to a swimmer who has already reached the shore in safety

is the reward they give for breaking a law . . . of physics.

if you buy a knife on amazon, you could murder someone, clean it, and return it for a refund. they'll never find the murder weapon.

is a scandle --- Alfred Nobel can be forgiven for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.

I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize