oxford university, n.Definitions

Oxford University is a university so beautiful one expects the people to sing instead of speaking.

Oxford University is a close corporation of jolly, untidy, lazy, good-for-nothing humorous old men, who have been electing their own successors ever since the world began and who intend to go on with it. They'll squeeze under the Revolution or leap over it when the time comes, don't you worry.

Oxford University is a sanctuary in which exploded systems and obsolete prejudices find shelter and protection after they have been hunted· out of every corner of the world.