russian (language), n.Definitions

Russian (language) is essentially badly spelled Ukrainian.

Russian (language) is drunken Polish babytalk written with a Greek alphabet.

Russian (language) is Church Slavonic with a strong Mordvin accent.

Russian (language) is Englishovat'.

Russian (language) is Czech vocabulary with a Polish accent.

Russian (language) is the last few words you utter before being eaten by a polar bear.

Russian (language) is a language that requirrres its speakerrr to have a tongue that worrrks like a vibrrratorrr.

The Russian (language) is the richest of all the European family. It seems admirably adapted to express the most delicate shades of thought. Possessed of a marvelous conciseness and clearness, it can with a single word call up several ideas, to express which in another tongue whole phrases would be necessary.