Schizophrenia (n.) is a declaration, not a disease; namely a declaration that one won't struggle for the rewards the world has to offer; I refuse to lower myself and get down into the dirt of everyday life; I am too good for that.
Schizophrenia (n.) is a fiction and those posturing as our would-be liberators from it are the problem rather than the solution has not impaired the credibility of the mental health movement any more than have similar failings impaired the credibility of other modern liberation movements.
Schizophrenia (n.) is a term used to disguise the medical misinterpretation of the lazy, listless feeling, especially of adolescents and young adults, that comes over them with the first realization that they must stand on their own feet.
Schizophrenia (n.) is being never available to anyone.
Schizophrenia (n.) is distinguished with prayer in this: if you talk to God, you are praying, but if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
Schizophrenia (n.) is early retirement from life.
Schizophrenia (n.) is the cancer of conceit.
Schizophrenia (n.) is the name we give to the mental condition of engaging in certain prohibited behaviors (for example, shooting a stranger for 'no reason').
Schizophrenia (n.) is the psychiatrist's professionally legitimized lies about the patient.
Schizophrenia (n.) is when your life fails, just as if your circulation fails, you have ischemia, and if your kidneys fail, you have uremia.