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A Stoic (n.) is ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠an Arabian sheik wrapped in Greek togas and concepts.

A Stoic (n.) when ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠a real storm cloud thunders above him wraps himself in his cloak and walks slowly out from under it.

A Stoic (n.) needs ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠struggle, so sets the value of the struggler unreasonably high — and therefore always slanders the Epicurean.

The Stoic (n.) dragged ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠Heraclitus' aesthetic vision of cosmic play down to a vulgar concern with the world's usefulness — a crude optimism inviting Tom, Dick and Harry to applaud.

A Stoic (n.) has ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠a peculiar cheerfulness: hemmed in by the formalities he himself prescribed, he enjoys himself as dominator.

A Stoic (n.) seeks ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠nothing but truth and freedom from deception until misfortune comes, and then he performs his masterpiece of deception, a mask of dignified symmetrical features.