The Unconscious (n.) is a desire to be interpreted. It wants to be interpreted. It has a desire to make sense.
The Unconscious (n.) is its interpretation. Unconscious desire is paradoxically equivalent to its interpretation.
The Unconscious (n.) is not the inverse of consciousness, rather it is related to the function of speech in the field of language.
The Unconscious (n.) is nothing other than the discrepancy between what I want to say and what I do say.
The Unconscious (n.) is simply the act of interpretation such that *the goal of interpretation is simply to teach you to speak like the unconscious.
The Unconscious (n.) is the discrepancy between the wanting-to-say of mine and the wanting-to-say of the signifier.
The Unconscious (n.) is the discrepancy between the-wanting-to-say-of-mine for the wanting-to-say-of-that-very-thing-which-is-said.