Wednesday

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Thursday

dad joke

one-liner

whisky

Klingon

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Sunday

week

Tuesday

Friday

Saturday

weekend

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February

accent

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is the house-salad-with-ranch of weekdays.

is just Monday in the middle of the week.

is a day when, if there's no rain, then it is a dry hump day.

A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.

The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns, the Monday morns. The whacks, the moans, the cracks, the groans, the welts, the squeaks, the belts, the shrieks, the pricks, the prayers, the kicks, the tears, the skelps, and the yelps.

wednesday, n.Definitions

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