An Actress (n.) is cast for a face and reviewed for a performance, in that order.
An Actress (n.) is paid to be looked at and then held responsible for being looked at.
An Actress (n.) is someone with no ability who sits around waiting to go on alimony.
An Actress (n.) is only capable of becoming a success if she has the face of a Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of a Macaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros.
Adam Sandler (n.) is a sweatshirt that somehow won Hollywood.
Adam Sandler (n.) is friendship sold as a movie career.
Andrew Garfield (n.) is the one everybody agreed was good in films everybody agreed were not.