An Admonition (n.) is a scolding that wants to be remembered as help.
Admonition (n.) buys the speaker the feeling of having done something.
An Admonition (n.) is gentle rebuke with the meat-axe of intent.
An Admonition (n.) is a friendly warning devoid of friendliness.
Bad advice (n.) is like a hand-me-down coat, cut for a body that is not yours.
Bad advice (n.) costs the giver nothing, which is why there is so much of it.
Bad advice (n.) is almost always the thing that worked once for the person saying it.
Bad advice (n.) is often fatal to the advisor.
Dating advice (n.) is like a weather report from a country you are not standing in.
Dating advice (n.) is as worthless from attractive people as finance advice is from a lottery winner.
Good advice (n.) is something we'd be more eager to accept if it did not continually interfere with our plans.
Good advice (n.) is usually gotten from one who is the most reluctant to give it.
Good advice (n.) is of little good if you don't take it.