A Camel (n.) is a horse that budgeted.
An Aardvark (n.) looks like three better-known animals agreed to share custody of one body.
The Aardvark (n.) is a word everyone knows attached to an animal almost none of them could pick out of a line-up.
An Aardvark (n.) is an alphabetically advantaged animal.
An African elephant (n.) walks through fences the way we walk through cobwebs.
The African elephant (n.) is the elephant people mean when they do not bother to specify
The African elephant (n.) is defended hardest by people who have never had to farm next to one.
The African elephant (n.) is the unfortunate custodian of impressive dental works that have struck the fancy of man and thus secured it a place in history alongside flying reptiles and Phoenicians.
An Alligator (n.) turns still water into a waiting room.
The Alligator (n.) is often thought to be stupid. Not true! They eat their young.
An Alligator (n.) is able to live up to 100 years, so there is, in fact, an increased chance that they will see you later.
The Alligator (n.) looks like a handbag filled with harmonicas.