Anglicanism (n.) is a church where the schisms are conducted over tea.
Anglicanism (n.) is a church born of a king's divorce and famous for its good manners.
Anglicanism (n.) is the church brand people reach for when they want Protestantism with better furniture.
Anglicanism (n.) is compromise elevated to a sacrament.
A Cathedral (n.) is a house of God with a gift shop by the exit.
A Cathedral (n.) is like a pipe organ you can walk into.
A Cathedral (n.) is begun by people who know they will not live to see it finished.
A Cathedral (n.) is a building designed to make you feel correctly small.
The Catholic Church (n.) keeps the rules on marriage in the hands of men forbidden from it.
The Catholic Church (n.) is an organization that asks for your confession but rarely offers one.
The Catholic Church (n.) is like a very old family business where the family is forbidden.
The Catholic Church (n.) outlasts everyone who tries to reform it and everyone who walks out.
A Megachurch (n.) splits into small groups so members can find the church the building was too big to be.
A Megachurch (n.) has a parking team, a coffee bar, and a pastor with a book deal.
A Megachurch (n.) is an arena tour where the band asks for ten percent.
A Megachurch (n.) is a church big enough that you can be saved without anyone learning your name.