Chiropodist (n.) is a British term for a podiatrist, a specialist who treats feet.
A Chiropodist (n.) is a doctor who made peace early with the least popular end of the patient.
A Chiropodist (n.) makes money hand over foot.
A General practitioner (n.) mostly works as the gate you pass through to reach the doctor you actually wanted.
A General practitioner (n.) hears "while I'm here" just as the appointment is ending.
A General practitioner (n.) is paid to decide which of your problems deserve a name.
A General practitioner (n.) is the last doctor expected to look at the whole of you.
A Gynaecologist (n.) asks you to relax in the one position designed to make that impossible.
A Gynaecologist (n.) is like a mechanic for a machine the owner was taught never to look at
A Gynaecologist (n.) makes vulnerability wear a paper gown.
A Gyneacologist (n.) is the specialist patients delay until pain outranks embarrassment.