A Family meal (n.) is cooked by one person and praised by the people who will not wash up.
A Family meal (n.) is where a family retells the same story until it becomes true.
The Family meal (n.) is the weekly audit of who still lives under the same roof.
The Family meal (n.) is like a weekly meeting nobody scheduled and nobody may leave.
Mindful eating (n.) is like reading the terms and conditions before eating the sandwich.
Mindful eating (n.) is what everyone does automatically with food they paid too much for.
Mindful eating (n.) is a diet for people who have run out of diets.
Mindful eating (n.) is eating with intention while paying attention.
Snacking (n.) is the art of eating without admitting you are having a meal
Snacking (n.) is eating without admitting a meal has started.
Snacking (n.) is discouraged by saying 'Don't snack between meals', which is just a less painful way of saying, Don't snack, ever.
Snacking (n.) is just a practice in distraction techniques.
Stress eating (n.) stops the moment the food runs out, which is how you know it was not hunger
Stress eating (n.) is like turning the radio up when the engine starts making a noise
Stress eating (n.) is keeping your mouth too busy to say the thing out loud