A Boner (n.) is an opinion you can't keep to yourself, delivered through trousers.
A Boner (n.) arrives on the body's schedule, never on yours, and rarely in private.
A Boner (n.) is like a thumbs up from your balls to whatever you're thinking about
A Boner (n.) is a salute to a woman you’re attracted to.
A Faux pas (n.) is a wrong note in a song everyone else memorised as children.
A Faux pas (n.) is only visible to the people who already know the rule.
Faux pas (n.) is the moment the room remembers the rules you forgot.
A Faux pas (n.) is remembered by one person in the room, and it is the one who made it.
A Gaffe (n.) is judged less by what was said than by who clipped it.
A Gaffe (n.) is a sentence that works harder for your opponent than anything his staff wrote.
A Gaffe (n.) gets quoted more often than the speech it interrupted.
A Gaffe (n.) is like a zipper that fails one tooth and takes the whole front with it.
A Slip (n.) is a reminder that standing up was always a trick.
A Slip (n.) is the truth arriving early.
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