A Clown (n.) makes us laugh at an expenditure too large: his motions strike us as extravagant and inexpedient.
A Clown (n.) is wit wearing the mask of folly: he secretly joins things under one concept, then acts surprised at the difference he himself prepared.
Clown (n.) in power should not be laughed at too much — laughing may already be playing his game; picture the Joker from Batman in office.
Clown (n.) is what Nietzsche preferred to be over a saint: perhaps I am a clown, but the truth speaks through me.
A Dork (n.) wears the band shirt because he likes the band.
A Dork (n.) is a person who answers the rhetorical question.
A Dork (n.) stops being one the moment the group decides his thing is cool.
A Dork (n.) is someone who never learned which of his enthusiasms to hide.
A Goose (n.) is a car horn with feathers and a grudge.
The Goose (n.) is to the duck what the wasp is to the bee.
A Goose (n.) grows up while growing down.
The Goose (n.) is a wild bird often found landing in the southern perimeter of young ladies.