American football (n.) is a sport in which luck means a lot . . . not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
American football (n.) is not a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
American football (n.) doesn't build character, it reveals character.
American football (n.) is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.
Among Us (n.) is an office meeting where somebody actually got killed.
Among Us (n.) teaches you that the friend doing chores might only be pretending to.
Among Us (n.) is a game where the fastest way to look innocent is to accuse someone.
Among Us (n.) is a meeting where the loudest theory wins and the quiet player dies.
Angry Birds (n.) is a revenge story where the heroes are also the ammunition.
Animal Crossing (n.) makes chores relaxing by removing the person who asked you to do them.
Animal Crossing (n.) is escaping your life into a smaller one with more weeding.
Animal Crossing (n.) is a village that keeps its own clock and notices exactly when you left.
Animal Crossing (n.) punishes a week of absence with weeds and mild, well-mannered disappointment.