A Child (n.) is a curly dimpled lunatic.
The Child (n.) is the tomorrow of society.
A Child (n.) is just an expensive orgasm.
A Child (n.) is just a sex souvenir.
An Embryo (n.) is given a name and a nursery before anyone agrees on what it is.
An Embryo (n.) is a political argument that cannot yet vote.
An Embryo (n.) is just a clump of cells, somewhat similar to an abscessed tooth.
A Fetus (n.) gets named, photographed and argued over long before anyone has met it.
A Fetus (n.) rearranges the body that carries it, permanently, and never learns that it did.
The Fetus (n.) is a benign tumor, a vampire who steals in order to live. The so-called miracle of birth is nature getting her own way.
A Homo sapien (n.) is like a teenager with a trust fund, handed the planet and redecorating it.
A Homo sapien (n.) is an animal that keeps asking what it is and writes the answer in pencil.
The Homo sapien (n.) is the greatest catastrophe since the Cretaceous extinction.