A Driver's license (n.) is a photograph taken on your worst morning and kept for ten years.
A Driver's license (n.) is renewed for decades by an office that has never once watched you drive.
A Driver's license (n.) is used mainly to buy things that impair your ability to drive.
A ID badge (n.) carries a photograph taken on your worst day and shown every day since.
An ID badge (n.) makes a stranger of anyone who left it at home that morning.
An ID badge (n.) is a photo of you on your first day, worn on your chest until you quit.
An ID badge (n.) is a plastic card that decides which doors believe you work here.
An ID card (n.) is a wallet photograph that decides if you exist today.
An ID card (n.) is proof of a claim your face cannot make on its own.
An ID card (n.) is proof you exist to people who have never met you.
An ID card (n.) turns being yourself into something that can be revoked.