A Bitch (n.) is what people call you right after you stop being polite
Bitch (n.) is a word that bites harder than the animal it once named
Bitch (n.) is a woman's no, translated by the man who received it.
A Bitch (n.) is distinguished from a slut in that a slut will sleep with anyone, while a bitch will sleep with anyone, but you.
A Clothes whore (n.) is a person whose wardrobe has better plans than they do.
A Clothes whore (n.) has positively, absolutely nothing to wear and four closets to keep it all in.
A Gibe (n.) at its best: Gorgias, soiled by a swallow, cried 'Nay, shame, O Philomela' — addressing her as the girl she once was, not the bird she is.
A Gibe (n.) is an insult built small enough to be denied afterward.
Imbecile (n.) is a word that aged out of medicine into playground law.
Imbecile (n.) is the insult that still thinks it's a diagnosis.
The Imbecile (n.) is betrayed less by what he says than by his diction.