A Buzzword (n.) is the term everyone nods at until someone asks what it means.
A Buzzword (n.) is a word that travels farther than the idea behind it.
A Buzzword (n.) is a word that gets promoted before it learns the job.
A Buzzword (n.) arrives as a shortcut and stays as a substitute.
Divaspeak (n.) is the voice that treats every request as a scene.
Divaspeak (n.) is a form of camp that turns a phrase and reverses it, substituting praise for blame, pride for chagrin, authority for vacillation, salesmanship for silence.
Legalese (n.) is written so that no sentence can be read by accident.
Legalese (n.) is a richly convoluted dialect spoken by lawyers and used by them on important documents so that the rest of us have no choice but to hire their services as translators.
Officialese (n.) is the wordy, stilted language typical of government documents.
Officialese (n.) is written so that no single person can be found at the end of it.
Officialese (n.) is a form of government writing where you can understand the words, but not the sentences.