A Bar joke (n.) survives being told badly, which is why it survives at all.
The Blonde joke (n.) is laughed at hardest by the woman who still has to work there.
A Blonde joke (n.) requires no wit, only a room that has already decided.
A Blonde joke (n.) needs the listener to supply the insult, which is how the teller stays innocent.
A Blonde joke (n.) tells you one reliable thing, and it is about the man telling it
A Dad joke (n.) is a pun that high-fives itself before anyone else can
The Dad joke (n.) is the sublimated result of not being able to tell dirty, wildly-inappropriate jokes anymore now that you have a kid listening to you.
The Dad joke (n.) is the result of a guy's natural sense of humor being unleashed when he no longer worries about being judged.
The Dad joke (n.) is that domain into which a man's creative energies go when it is no longer appropriate to use pick up lines.
Dad Jokes (n.) are told until the children start telling them back.
Dad Jokes (n.) are like the smell of cut grass, annoying at twelve and impossible to replace at forty.
Dad Jokes (n.) are a way for a father to talk to his children without having to say anything.
Dad Jokes (n.) are funny in exact proportion to how obliged the audience is to be there.