Hasidim (n.) are members of Hasidism, an ultra-Orthodox Jewish movement stressing joyful devotion and mysticism.
Hasidim (n.) are photographed far more often than they are asked anything.
Kabbalah (n.) is the Jewish mystical tradition that reads scripture for hidden truths about God and creation.
Kabbalah (n.) reads every letter as a door.
Kabbalah (n.) is a mystical tradition that takes a lifetime to master and a red string to wear.
Kabbalah (n.) is a theory of writing, but this is a theory that denies the absolute distinctions between writing and inspired speech.
Orthodox judaism (n.) is an argument kept going so long it became a community.
Orthodox judaism (n.) is devotion measured in what you refuse.
Orthodox judaism (n.) is like a fence built so carefully it becomes a home.
The Pharisee (n.) is what the good and the just would be, lacking only one thing: power.
Pharisee (n.) is a member of an ancient Jewish movement devoted to strict observance of the law; figuratively, a self-righteous hypocrite.
A Pharisee (n.) is like a hall monitor who has never been late and never been kind.
A Pharisee (n.) tithes the mint and skips the neighbor.