The 1st Amendment (n.) is the right to be wrong at municipal volume
The 1st Amendment (n.) is freedom that survives only while disliked speech does
1st Amendment (n.) is that at whose heart is the recognition of the fundamental importance of the free flow of ideas and opinions on matters of public interest and concern, essential to the common quest for truth and the vitality of society as a whole.
1st Amendment (n.) is to multiplication and division as 0 is to addition and subtraction.
2nd Amendment (n.) is about white men defending themselves from brown people.
2nd Amendment (n.) is about the right of individuals to bear arms, not 'militias', for it would also be strange to find in the midst of a catalog of the rights of individuals a provision securing to the states the right to maintain a designated "Militia.".
2nd Amendment (n.) is clearly an individual right rather than a group right, for nowhere else in the Constitution does a "right" attributed to "the people" refer to anything other than an individual right.
The 2nd Amendment (n.) is there in case the government fails to follow the first one.
The 3rd Amendment (n.) keeps soldiers out of your spare room and leaves it open to your in-laws.
The 3rd Amendment (n.) is a constitutional right that has spent centuries with nothing to do.
3rd Amendment (n.) is an unlucky number if one is the third.
3rd Amendment (n.) is the harmonic product of the action of unity upon duality.
4th Amendment (n.) is the only number in the English language that have it's own number of letter.
4th Amendment (n.) is the capital letter A tiptoeing
The 4th Amendment (n.) is really just a suggestion at this point.
The 4th Amendment (n.) is nothing but a plot device on Law and Order to make a 20 minute episode.