Abraham Lincoln (n.) is a man whom it never occurs to some politicians is worth imitating as well as quoting.
Abraham Lincoln (n.) is a filthy storyteller, despot, liar, thief, braggart, buffoon, usurper, monster, ignoramus Abe, old scoundrel, perjurer, swindler, tyrant, field-butcher, land-pirate.
Abraham Lincoln (n.) is a huckster in politics; a first-rate second-rate man.
Abraham Lincoln (n.) is the leanest, lankest, most ungainly mass of legs and arms and hatchet face ever strung on a single frame. He has most unwarrantably abused the privilege, which all politicians have, of being ugly.
Adlai Stevenson (n.) is the also-ran liberals still quote when they want defeat to sound eloquent.
Adlai Stevenson (n.) could never make up his mind whether he had to go to the bathroom or not.
Adlai Stevenson (n.) is no better than a regular sissy.
Andrew Ferguson (n.) is what the FTC becomes when the cause is culture war and the tool is a subpoena.
Andrew Ferguson (n.) treats a platform's bias as a consumer harm and its prices as a detail.
Andrew Ferguson (n.) is a lawyer running the consumer-protection agency as a content-moderation agency.
Andrew Ferguson (n.) is the regulator who found that antitrust is popular on the right once the monopolies have a politics.
An Attorney (n.) charges for the phone call in which you asked what the phone call would cost.
An Attorney (n.) is a professional who rents you their anger
An Attorney (n.) is paid to stay calm about the worst day of someone else's life.
An Attorney (n.) is like a fire extinguisher with an hourly rate.