A Bug (n.) is small enough to ignore right up until it changes direction toward you.
A Bug (n.) is a speck with the authority to cancel a picnic.
A Bug (n.) divides a household instantly into the people who kill and the people who carry.
A Bug (n.) is thing that is scary to see, but what is more scary is not seeing that bug anymore.
A Butt dial (n.) always reaches the one person you'd least want listening to the drive.
A Butt dial (n.) is a phone call placed by the part of you with the least judgment.
A Butt dial (n.) is like a microphone left on after the speech has ended.
Communication blunder (n.) is an ethnographer's mistake of forcing interview conventions on people whose own ways of talking work differently.
Communication blunder (n.) is noticed by everyone in the room except the person who made it
A Communication blunder (n.) is the mistake an ethnographer makes when he attempts to force an interview structure on informants who may have their own cultural ways of communicating information that the interviewer is not aware of.
Erring (n.) is human. but to really foul things up requires a computer.