Alternative music (n.) is the genre that dies a little each time it charts.
Alternative music (n.) is outsider sound waiting for a brand to claim it.
Alternative music (n.) is described by its fans almost entirely in terms of what they are not listening to.
Alternative music (n.) is no longer alternative once it’s in the mainstream.
Background music (n.) is noticed only when it stops, and then the room sounds like a decision.
Background music (n.) is a shop telling your legs how fast to move.
Background music (n.) is written to be ignored, which is a harder brief than being loved.
Background music (n.) is a personality test of sorts. Either heaven or hell will have it on continuously. Which one you think it will be says a lot about you.
Baroque music (n.) is where the audience doesn't notice when the players fall asleep.
Baroque music (n.) is muzak for intelligentsia.
Beatboxing (n.) is making sounds naturally to imitate synthesized sounds that imitate natural sounds.
Beatboxing (n.) is the verbal equivalent of Parkour, in that you have to be sick at it to avoid looking like a complete lametardames
Beatboxing (n.) is also a practical skill. People who are good at it must be really good at demonstrating the noise their car has been making to their mechanic.
Beatboxing (n.) is humans naturally making sounds to imitate sounds that humans synthesized to imitate sounds naturally made by humans.