Choose your own adventure (n.) is free will with a table of contents.
The English novel (n.) is like a long dinner party where the seating plan is the plot.
The English novel (n.) spends its sympathy on the poor relation and its pages on the rich ones.
The English novel (n.) gives the weather more lines than the servants.
The English novel (n.) is a class system with a plot bolted onto it.
Finnegans Wake (n.) is James Joyce's experimental final novel, written in a dreamlike language of puns and blended words.
Finnegans Wake (n.) is homework that never ends and never grades you
Finnegans Wake (n.) is one long spelling mistake.
Finnegans Wake (n.) is not a book to read, but a book to decipher: as Joyce says, it's about a dreamer, but it's addressed to an ideal reader suffering from an ideal insomnia.