Brent crude (n.) is a barrel that gets traded a hundred times before it gets burned once.
Brent crude (n.) is the benchmark everyone watches and nobody fills up with.
Brent crude (n.) is a price quoted in London and felt in a pickup truck in Ohio.
Coconut oil (n.) is the duct tape of the beauty AND the culinary world
Coconut oil (n.) is rich-folk mayonnaise
Coconut oil (n.) is culinary Vaseline.
Cooking spray (n.) is oil in a can so you can pretend you didn't use oil.
Cooking spray (n.) is oil that has arranged not to count, and the pan plainly disagrees.
Diesel (n.) is gasoline's blue-collar cousin, who does the actual work.
Diesel (n.) is the price of everything, measured in gallons.
Diesel (n.) is the fuel nobody thinks about until the bread truck is late.
Diesel (n.) is like a heavy smoker, slow to start, hard to stop, and loud about both.