Abstract painting (n.) is nothing but sensation. It is 'paths that go for a walk' in their surroundings.
An Abstract painting (n.) is like a woman: one will never get to like it if one tries to understand it.
Abstract painting (n.) is reflective of a ‘flight from interpretation’ in that it is an attempt to have, in the ordinary sense, no content; since there is no content, there can be no interpretation.
Abstract painting (n.) is a form of art which has to be seen to be depreciated.
Guernica (n.) is Pablo Picasso's huge black-and-white painting of the bombing of a Basque town in the Spanish Civil War.
Guernica (n.) is horror that learned to hang in a museum and still accuse
Guernica (n.) is a powerful painting. When German soldiers came to Picasso's studio and asked 'Did you do this'', he'd say 'No, you did'.
Landscape painting (n.) shows the countryside to people who moved to the city to get away from it.
A Landscape painting (n.) hangs in rooms whose windows face a car park.
A Landscape painting (n.) is the safest thing to give somebody whose taste you do not know.
The Landscape painting (n.) is the obvious resource of misanthropy.
Oil painting (n.) is like wrestling a beautiful peacock to the ground. Miserable and angry and unfulfilling
Oil painting (n.) is like sculpting, or carving out a figure from nothing.
Oil painting (n.) is like playing with butter.
Oil painting (n.) is like making an incredibly large, intricate, inedible, carcinogenic, and stubborn peanut butter sandwich.