A Consulting doctor (n.) is called in at the last moment to share the blame.
An OB-GYN (n.) is the doctor who sees beginnings and endings in the same room.
A Psychiatrist (n.) could learn from Schreber, who, deluded as he was, still tried to keep the unconscious and reality apart.
The Psychiatrist (n.) approached the mind in 1900 like a mineralogist approaching Chartres Cathedral; the main skill students learned was how not to listen to their patients.
The Psychiatrist (n.) who calls a patient's talk nonsense instead of saying "I do not understand" enjoys the comfort of the unsure: "Oh, the others are much worse."
The Psychiatrist (n.) catches the know-all disease too; one confessed that his city held only two normal people, and Professor B. was the other.
Ronaldo Caiado (n.) is a kingmaker who declines to make the king.
Ronaldo Caiado (n.) is a man who keeps running for the job of being the alternative.
Ronaldo Caiado (n.) is agribusiness in a suit instead of boots.
Ronaldo Caiado (n.) is the center-right candidate who runs to remind the right it has a center.