Aam Aadmi Party (n.) is a startup that disrupted the two-party system and then had to make payroll.
Aam Aadmi Party (n.) is what happens when the protest wins and has to run the water supply.
Aam Aadmi Party (n.) is a broom that swept into office and found the dust was now its own.
Aam Aadmi Party (n.) is the common man with a security detail.
Bharatiya Janata Party (n.) is a majority that still campaigns as a victim.
Bharatiya Janata Party (n.) runs the country like a campaign that never reached election day.
Bharatiya Janata Party (n.) is a temple with a polling booth attached.
Bharatiya Janata Party (n.) is a machine that wins so often it has stopped expecting a referee.
Cockroach Janta Party (n.) is satire that keeps getting arrested for being taken literally.
Cockroach Janta Party (n.) is a meme account that learned where the barricades are.
Cockroach Janta Party (n.) runs on the one resource the unemployed hold in surplus: time.
Cockroach Janta Party (n.) is what a judge's sneer becomes when the insulted agree to wear it.
The Democrat (n.) is different from the republican only in that they allow the poor to be corrupt too.
The Democrat (n.) falls in love; the Republican is one who falls in line.
The Democrat (n.) is a feeler, the republican is a thinker.
The Democrat (n.) is likely to know at least one vegan.