69 (n.) is the poontang/wang of yin/yangs
Anal sex (n.) is the only time a guy will try to convince you it's not that big.
Anal sex (n.) is a socially acceptable way for straight dudes to secretly pretend they're fucking a guy
Anal sex (n.) is like riding a bike except the bike is a dick up your ass
Bad sex (n.) is like a duet where only one person brought an instrument.
Bad sex (n.) is rarely mentioned at the time, which is what keeps it going.
Bad sex (n.) is like a conversation where both people are waiting for their turn to talk.
Bad sex (n.) ends with politeness instead of sleep.
A Blowjob (n.) is also a handjob when you're getting it from a muppet.
A Blowjob (n.) is exactly what it sounds like. A job. Jobs are not fun, and neither is sucking penis.
A Blowjob (n.) is the cure for starvation in India and the cure for overpopulation ... both in one big swallow.
A Blowjob (n.) is another word for a real job because they both suck